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liz from chili's

I'm a regular at Chili's so I usually get a discount. I may be able to hook you up with a few tall Coors Lights (in that cool ass frozen glass) on the cheap but honestly don't try to get super friendly with Liz (the assistant manager).

We kind of have a Jim and Pam thing from the Office going on and she's definitely going to break up with her boyfriend in the next week or so. Also if you see her laughing with another customer, she's just telling him a joke I told her that I got off this website nobody else knows about. 

just let me know if you need anything
— Liz

My Go-To Order

Carbo Load + Protein = Home Run Central