Everyone knows that being on a softball team breaks down as:
5% crushing High Lifes
10% playing softball
Needless to say I'm a pretty solid dude to have on the chains as evidenced by some of my work below.
Tomorrow's game is at 9:15 but I was thinking we all meet up after work and get hammered. I'm off all day because I'm kinda in-between jobs now (fucking George W Bush fucked me so bad I swear) but I know you guys get off around 6?
Want to meet at Leo's Pub at 6:15? They have wings and if you ask the barback about HOT SAUCE while rubbing your belly he'll go outside with you and do a line of coke in that old phone booth. I did it last time and aside from the nose bleed it was fucking awesome.
Aight let me know bitches.
just heard you guys are all going away to Jason's wedding on Friday? any chance I can snag a ride? I never technically got an invite (so i don't know where the address is) but I asked him straight up and he was like "oh ya man it's a real small thing." obviously that means I shouldn't tell anyone else, I'm not an idiot.
Anyways. just got a new ipod and my 311 mix is sick as shit. If anyone has a tie that'd be dope as well. I'm gonna head to the corner of Sixth and West Ave at 6pm. I'm wearing a throwback Pop Warner Brian Urlacher jersey.
You'll see me.