"I'll do whatever it takes to win. But I won't cheat. Unless nobody finds out." - UNKNOWN

My name Mike and I'm looking for a new softball team. Can I play with you?
My name Mike and I'm looking for a new softball team. This is how I lead the team in a solid stretch.
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